CHEMICAL TOILET

Another fuzzy minded morning
with a tinkle in my thigh
lambchops are my breakfast
This routine makes me cry

Surround by my girlfriend
and that mop she calls her hair
Java fever comes on quickly
bowels below beware

Chemical oil meets my Chemical boil
Learn to enjoy it Chemical Toilet

Hardhat worker at my doorstep
he's near my morning paper
He means very little harm
he's just trying to close his gaper

Now the pavements getting hotter
and the heat just hit my face
No Welcome Back for Kotter
a log cabin built in haste

Chemical oil meets my Chemical boil
Learn to enjoy it Chemical Toilet