MONKEYPOX IN ZOOMTOWN

Grew up on the river,
where the sewage all runs north,
when it floods the air is stinky
but it's better than a farm in Morris.
Our neighbors across the river,
they look like you and me,
but they're all blue bellied devils
that buy their clothes at DeLendrecie's.

Fever fell on Fargo
just the other day
My brother cried tears of sorrow
The day they took the prairie dogs away.

The whole town got together
to come up with a plan
after hours and hours of boozin'
we went to Ivan’s animal lab
we tore the cages wide open
shuffled prairie dogs into a box
Shouted Fargo you bastards
we’re gonna give ya’ll the monkeypox.

Fever fell on Fargo
just the other day
My brother cried tears of sorrow
The day they took the prairie dogs away.

All the people in Zoomtown
let out a victorious cheer.
While you're all busy itchin'
we're gonna steal all of Lauerman's beer.
Well up here the breeze blows eastward
and when your pissin' into the wind,
Fortune has a way of turnin'
an splashin' right back onto your chin.
The moral to this story
is never put down that drink
cause Ralph's doesn't close till Sunday
It'll give you 24 hours to think.

Fever fell on Fargo
just the other day
My brother cried tears of sorrow
The day they took the prairie dogs away.